Tv Schedules Prints

"He's still planning what to watch on TV tonight."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Wonder woman as an old person.

'Ready, steady, Operate'

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

'President Obama is talking up his healthcare plan on just about every show on television...'

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

"He loves watching daytime shows where people throw a lot of hissy fits."

'So! You're still watching those talk shows after I told you to stop!'

"Should we watch the lighthearted workplace comedy or the dystopian workplace drama?"

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

"Every day at five. Like clockwork."

"Oh, Lord, now she's got the dog watching The Hallmark Channel."