Tv Sceptic Mugs

Common Sense

Go To Sleep Britain...

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Domestic Spying Drones

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

The following story is based on actual events.

No Unknown Unknowns

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Bad Influence of TV

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

Incredible

Russian war crimes

"Paparazzi!"

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.