Tv Repair Technician Prints

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Where does this go?'

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

TV Repair 101.

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Easy TV Repair

'From the looks of you, the problem probably is with your set.'

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'I really can't do anything about Bill O'Reilly, sir -- why don't you watch PBS?'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'While you're back there, can you remove the gratuitous violence?'

"I think it's high definition, is too high."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Caveman wheel repairers.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Genius Bar

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"