Television Repair Technician Prints

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

'Howzat,madam? As good as new now and Parky looking ten years younger!'

'...You haven't paid your cable bill'

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"Mr Smith next door sent me. He wants to come around to watch the boxing tonight, but he's not happy with the picture on your new 50 inch T.V."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Genius Bar

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Caveman wheel repairers.

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

TV Repair 101.

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"Cable company. . . ? I want to know why my television picture is totally upside down all the time!!"

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"Sky, sir?"

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"