Tv Ratings Conqueror T-Shirts

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The trim reaper

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

A Learning Curve.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Contest to enter the University

Computer Gamers.

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"The classics can be so intimidating."

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Fit-Bite

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'The raiders are here.'

'Wow, this is a lot better!'