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Secret of the Great Television Executives

Relaxation with Dick Wolf

'Write letters...call...save me! They're canceling my program...'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

'Watch with Whoever.'

'It's the Nielsen people. They want to know what we are wasting our time watching.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Time for the news, honey! Shall we watch your niche or mine?"

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Showbiz Awards

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Bowled over again!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Horror movies

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Television Readers.