Tv Philosophers Mugs

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"What's it all about?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"What do the know!"

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

The Graveyard of Deleted Tweets

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"Isn't this a sequel?"

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'