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America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Can't Touch This

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Gogglebollox.

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Planet of the Dems

The Insiders

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

'We need more cake shows!'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Junk food

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?"

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

'It's bad enough you're an addict, but to catnip?'

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

Pulp Science Fiction

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

Top Gump

"Edward Shovelhands"