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King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Can't Touch This

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Gogglebollox.

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

The Insiders

'We need more cake shows!'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Junk food

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?"

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

Top Gump

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

Pulp Science Fiction

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"Edward Shovelhands"

'It's bad enough you're an addict, but to catnip?'

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

'There's a refreshing honesty about this programme, dear.'