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'What happens when you get old.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Tree house.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Can't Touch This

'Och lye the news'

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"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

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"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

Man ignores a football kicked through the window because his attention is on the TV.

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'