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Jeremy Paxman

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Cut!

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

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Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."