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"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

As Seen Watching TV

Larry King

Clive Anderson

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"The season finale of the world is near."

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Tony Robinson

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Tommy Cooper

Ostrich TV.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."