Tv Dinner Fan Prints

'Could you make an exception? he doesn't know how to eat without a tray table and a remote.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Love is in the air...

"What did Jesus order?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Can I have a pony?"

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."