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"What are we cannibals?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Tasty bird.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'Not...one...drop.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . .

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'