Tv Cooking Shows Gifts

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Keith Floyd.

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

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Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Will work for Food Network.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Mary Berry

Here's one I made earlier.

My Cauldron Rules

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'Ready, steady, Operate'

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Chefs

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."