Tv Cookery Show Enthusiast Mugs

'It's indigestion due to your lifestyle, you're watching too many T.V. cookery shows.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

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Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Mary Berry

"When did they add this channel?!"

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

Chefs

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Nigella Lawson

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

"And now a recipe for disaster..."

Do we have to watch Gordon Ramsey flambeing swordfish steaks in red wine while we eat our frozen fish cakes and instant mash?

'I must be some kind of cooking pervert. I only like to watch someone else do it.'