Tv Announcer Mugs

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Presenter Auditions.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Sports Radio in Crisis

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Pundits

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Shakespeare today

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Communication

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'Occassional cards'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

Annoucement

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'