Tutu Lovers Prints

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Odette from Swan Lake

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

The USA...

Lute

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Elizabeth I

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Happy Xmas

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

Vegan Insomnia

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Free Range Tofurkey.

Tuba in Space

"All I have is tofu."

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

Marthra

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

No matter how many times I put them back in their own beds, they end up in mine.

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

Little ballerina.