Tutu Lovers Mugs

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Odette from Swan Lake

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

The USA...

Lute

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

Elizabeth I

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Happy Xmas

Vegan Insomnia

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

Tuba in Space

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Marthra

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

"All I have is tofu."

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."