Tutorial Junkie Prints

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Overjumpers

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"It's the new self-driving model."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

I'd rather be phishing.

Manual Worker

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

'We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week.'

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

"Scan it for signs of life."

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"

May 2004: Crack of 4:00 AM / May 2020: Crack of 4:00 PM

'Looks like Bob has taken his new e-commerce position a bit too seriously!'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker