Tutorial Enthusiast Prints

"Fancy a tutorial lad?"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

The Hammer

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Always expect the best

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Identity Crisis Support Group

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'You have a fauxbia.'