Tutorial Enthusiast Prints

"Fancy a tutorial lad?"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

The Hammer

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Always expect the best

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'