Turtles Pillows

'Looks like Joanie lost another turtle.'

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.

"I see that Larry is still self-isolating."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Fetch, boy...fetch...'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Get ready to run."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Turtle chick.

A dead Turtle in his half open shell as a coffin.

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Turtle Sledge

Tom suddenly felt unfomfortable: he was swimming past a leatherback gang!

'Looks like a standoff to me.'

'Nice penthouse.'

Tortoise

"I see Frank's still self-isolating then?"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Xmas

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Sally stripper's wild finish.

'That was a scary movie, wasn't it?'

"I like a speed."

"Mornin' Speedy."

The Stripper

Speed Dating for Turtles

'It's okay. Haven't you heard of the 5 day rule?'

Turtle nude painting.

"Do you want life insurance, or mobile home insurance?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Wow, that jerk gave you a serious wedgie.