Turtle Dance Offs Pillows

The Stripper

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Grrrr....'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

Shopping Trolley

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...

"I told you Miley's twerking video wasn't going to be pretty!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

No matter how many times I put them back in their own beds, they end up in mine.

When Moms Dance

"Tell him I'm not in."

'Hip!'

Dance marathon.

"So, have you been in for six months, years or decades?"

'That was a scary movie, wasn't it?'

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

Turf War on West 49th Street

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

"Nice shell!"