Turnover Tracker Mugs

"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Currently Boston

"And this is where we all gave up."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'This part was tenure.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Business Outlook

"Which way up do you want it?"

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

Seeing progression motivates.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

Hipster Police Department

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'