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Business Outlook

"Our profits have been outsourced."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Jumping Wall Street.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Final words on gravestones.

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

Euro Bomb

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

Yo-Yo Sales

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Hipster Police Department

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."