Turning Over A New Leaf T-Shirts

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Wishing Well

I know they told me not to bark

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"We could start a band."

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

"Recently separated."

"You're looking very autumnal."

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."

"Ever have a day when you just didn't feel like going to work?"

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Autumn Rain

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

Hope

"I think we should start seeing other people."

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

Cloud Hang

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."