Turning Over A New Leaf T-Shirts

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Wishing Well

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"We could start a band."

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

"Recently separated."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Cloud Hang

Hope

"I think we should start seeing other people."

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."

Autumn Rain

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

"Ever have a day when you just didn't feel like going to work?"

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."