Turning Fifty Prints

RAF Rapidly Approaching Fifty

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Fifty

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

'I'm turning fifty, balding and thirty pounds overweight. Quite frankly, I can't think of anything scarier than that'

At fifty you get man bangs

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Pin the Tail on the 50 Year Old.

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

"Your contents have shifted."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Gary turns 40.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Ed's receding hairline!

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Tattoos sagging with time

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!