Turmoil Transcender Pillows

'We'd like to get away from it all, at least until all the turmoil in the world subsides.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Files.

"Here goes nothing."

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

The Rat Race

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

"Nobody talks about transcender issues."

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

Ta-da! Butterfly Magician.

Aaaah! I have stupidly been driving while txting you and lost control...

'Welcome to hell, this is your customer service. Your questions and wishes will be ignored and you've got to listen to my squeaky cartoon voice for ever.'

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

"I'm a banker, but I transcend my genre."

'Oh Dear! I see the commercial that Ed hates so much came on again, for the last time on our TV!'

Some people have no patience with cash machines...