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Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

A pony throws its rider.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

A clown & his clone.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Restroom Practical Joke.