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Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

A pony throws its rider.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Toilet humour

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

A clown & his clone.

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around