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'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Mother Nature

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Smokey The Tree"

Painting taking root...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bubble gum leaves

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"