'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'
Turkey Day Fanatic T-Shirts
Let everyone know they’re a proud Turkey Day fanatic with our fun and festive t-shirts. Comfortable and witty, they’re perfect for holiday gatherings or casual family fun.
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
How to Deal With Leftover Turkey
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"
"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"
"Never say you're stuffed!"
'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'
'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
Before and After Holiday Diet
A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.
'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'
Thanksgiving.
'How To Survive The Holidays'.
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
Holiday Overkill.
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'
Turkey Dinner and gravity
"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
God perfects his turkey design.
Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
Christmas escape plan
And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
"That's him office...the peeping tom!"
'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'
Turkey Day Fanatic T-Shirts Collection
Turkey Day Fanatic Mugs
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Turkey Day Fanatic Pillows
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Turkey Day Fanatic Prints
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