Turkey Day Enthusiasts Prints

Thanksgiving.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Before and After Holiday Diet

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

God perfects his turkey design.

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Holiday Overkill.

Christmas escape plan

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

"That's him office...the peeping tom!"

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.