Turbocharger Of Tiny Emergencies Mugs

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

A young Don King

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Hobby Store

Child driving a toy car

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Lemonade without borders.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Spilled Milk

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"We ran into a marathon."

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'