Turbocharged Temper Mugs

Road Construction Blues.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Demanding father

Range Anxiety

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

"Bitch."

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

'Winkles - they get everywhere!'

Windfarm - Windbag

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

"I forgot to turn the thermostat up."

"Don't worry! It's just some light turbulence!"

'I have a feeling that new wind turbine is going to change our whole way of life.'

"Alright to tweak the central heating down a notch dear?"

Hot & Cold

Fahrenheit- 32 degrees- meets Celsius- 0 degrees.