Turbine Topper Mugs

'Lobbyist from 'Big Wind' here to see you, Senator.'

George Michael

Ice Cream Dreams.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

City Windfarms.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

Road Construction Blues.

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

Straightening up.

"Dad! Dad! Wake up! They just discovered another Marsalis!"

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

Christmas Star

"The Christmas tree fairy is socially distancing."

Dixieswamp

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

"Valedictorian? Who we kidding? You were all TOPS in your class."

'Winkles - they get everywhere!'

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Windfarm - Windbag

'...Dizzy Gillespie's banjo days.'

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

Blake Shelton

"I apply for a grant and all they give me is a big ball and a small ball. Here's what I think of them."

"I sure will be glad when all police departments have been disbanded or defunded. . . all the confederate statues are gone. . . then we all will get along."

'Maybe we should stick a few of those little twirly things in the ground - just in case.'

'I have a feeling that new wind turbine is going to change our whole way of life.'

"Doctor, my husband and I are suffering from insomnia!"

"But I don't want to get well, I'll have to go back to school!"