Tune Smith Mugs

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Baby Piano

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Baby Mozart.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

How Swordfish Are Born

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Computer Music

Violinist.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Musical Prodigy

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Bass Clef

Hell on trio island

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Dido

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

Beatles Tribute

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Musician

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

They changed their tunes.

Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'd rather be known as a singer/songwriter.