Tech Tunesmith Mugs

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Polly txt speak

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Baby Piano

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Second lifeReal life.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Computer Music

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

No Instruments Please

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

One-man band - One-man office

Double bass in space

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Musical Prodigy

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Bass Clef

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."