Tune Investigator Mugs

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

I love Marimba

"This is not good at all!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Fingerprint Show

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Two men converse secretively

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Consolidated Musical Instrument Factory

Predatory Pianos.

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