Tune Hackers Mugs

"It was all of them? Are you sure it wasn't just one who played the offensive music, ma'am?

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Violinist.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

Sportsman and music

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

'Moon, June...'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Requiem

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead