
'Will work for tummy rub.'
Decorate their space with charming prints that capture the joyful essence of a tummy rub enthusiast. Ideal for animal lovers who want to showcase their affectionate side in style.
'Will work for tummy rub.'
'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
"Play 'Misty' for me."
"Kids these days and their piercings..."
"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."
"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."
'I drank 10 pints of rum.'
The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."
"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
Couples Massage
"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."
"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"
Musician
'It's about time you got jets installed!'
Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)
"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"
"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."
"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."
'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'
'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'
'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'
'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'
To compensate for the stress of news broadcasts, Tina's TV came with a built-in massage system.
"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."
"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."
"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."
'Oceanographers go home'
"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."
He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub
"I need to get back in the gym."
"I'm glad you're enjoying the massage feature on your new chair, but can you lower the setting a bit?"
"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."
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