Tulips Pillows

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I've seen a tulip before."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Children playing games

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Pizza Tower Bridge