Tulips Pillows

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'It's my favorite.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"I've seen a tulip before."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Children playing games

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Pizza Tower Bridge