Tubing Aficionado T-Shirts

'More bubbles!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Streaming"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Making fun of Starfish.

The Imperfect Storm

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Don't row so hard!'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

The Coffee Tattoo

Musician

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

Water Skiing Accidents.

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Quill

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

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