Tube Man Enthusiast Gifts

Chiropractor Tube Men

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Making it look easy.

Busking during a pandemic

Musician

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Alpine Pipe

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

One Man and Two Trucks

Pipe dreams!

'My phone's been tapped!'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Man steals the O in H2O for a inner tube ride

'He's been very influenced by Tom and Jerry.'

"I say!"

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

When moles dream...

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."