Tuba Affectionado Prints

A tuba and love hearts

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Eating raw cake mix.

'Made your point.'

'I need work on my core.'

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

'Treason!'

"Puppy love."

Metal Defective.

'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

'Something is missing.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."