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Showering

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"You're late."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Musician

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

Grooming for beginners.

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

Tuba Music

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

Street Performance

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

Climbing into the bathtub

"The water was too hot."

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'