Trying To Meet New People Pillows

"Uh, wait a minute - Did you say 'Not IF you were the last man on earth,' or 'Not UNLESS you were the last man on earth'?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Networking

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Little boys

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

'Don't even think about it!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

The Neighbours from Hell....

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"I'm still in early pre-production."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

Speed Dating

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."

New Years Resolutions 2021.