"So, how long have you been trying?"
Trying To Have A Child T-Shirts
Find witty and heartfelt t-shirts for those on their journey to parenthood. Wear your support proudly or gift one to bring a smile during challenging times.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
"They grow up so fast."
"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...
'I told you it would be useful.'
'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'
"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."
"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.
Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'
"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"
Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.
"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"
'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'
"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."
"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."
"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"
'She's just great with the children.'
"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."
"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."
'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'
"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."
"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"
'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'
"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"
No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun
Whoa
"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."
Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"
"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"
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Trying To Have A Child Mugs
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Trying To Have A Child Pillows
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Trying To Have A Child Prints
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