Trying New Drinks Prints

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"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"That's very offensive."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Coffee Menu

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Hot Rinzelophtats

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Hold The Pickles

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

You're the hot sauce on my everything.