Truth Exploration Pillows

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Rodin's Thinker.

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Lucky Guess."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

Justice Weighs Truth

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?