Truth And Lies Prints

'I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ... almost.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Freedom of the press

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

The Press

"We need to discuss your expense account."

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Candor is the Best Policy

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Justice Weighs Truth

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.