Truth And Lies Prints

'I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ... almost.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Freedom of the press

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

The Press

"We need to discuss your expense account."

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

Justice Weighs Truth

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Candor is the Best Policy

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"